'We ended up entangled like copulating snakes': Husband of mummy blogger Constance Hall reveals their X-rated road trip experience
- Constance Hall and husband Denim Cooke have shared their intimate road trip
- The blogging 'hippies' said a dead stereo lead to several deep conversations
- A conversation about fearing death leads to various road-side intimacies
The husband of mummy blogger Constance Hall has shared an intimate moment the two shared on a road trip, revealing the pair 'ended up entangled like copulating snakes'.
Denim Cooke spoke on his Facebook page about a three-hour road trip the couple took between Perth and the Margaret River in the state's south.
He said not long into their trip, the speaker system on their car malfunctioned leaving them in an awkward silence.
"The prevailing silence led us in and out of various unusual conversations that bounced around," he said.
Denim Cooke (left) spoke on his Facebook page about a three-hour road trip he and Constance Hall (right) took between Perth and the Margaret River in the state's south
"Our only saving grace was that the kids weren't aboard."
The self-labeled 'hippies' branched out in their conversations which Cooke referred to as Hall 'entertaining me with the contents of her creative mind'.
"I smoked a few random ciggies and drank cheap servo coffee to keep alert as I occasionally, casually caressed her boobs, to both of our enjoyment," Cooke said.
'We made loose plans for our future together and shared many previously unspoken dreams and lofty aspirations among short intermissions of comfortable silence.'
The pair talked back and forth on various topics until things gradually shifted towards their feelings of death – when Cooke remarked to her 'I felt no fear what so ever'.
"I answered that because I had gotten to experience the kind of real profound love that only she could provide I felt so grateful that I could die at that moment completely content and without fear," he said.
He said not long into their trip the speaker system on their car malfunctioned leaving them in an awkward silence that they filled with thought provoking conversations
"This is the part where I say one thing led to another and we end up entangled like copulating snakes on the side of the road," he wrote.
Cooke said moments of effortless truth telling were incredibly romantic before adding that he was in 'no hurry to fix the stereo'.
'Essentially we are two lovesick hippies with too many kids, messy hair and bare feet. Yet we let the unfiltered love shine through to the world and we are saying no we are not perfect. But we are happy. We strive for happiness and we wish it for everyone, 'he wrote.
Hall announced her commitment to Cooke in 2017 just two months after she had played with her husband of six years and the pair have had a very public relationship.
"This is the part where I say one thing led to another and we end up entangled like copulating snakes on the side of the road," Cooke wrote online
The romantic rant comes as a stark contrast to previous events over a week ago that saw the couple hold a therapy session live on Facebook attracting over 1.3m viewers.
In the session, Hall admitted she frequently threatened to divorce Cooke and kick him out of the house.
The former Dancing with the Stars contestant had previously been under fire after joking about having an abortion during a pregnancy announcement online.
"I considered having an abortion this morning because Densy (her husband) slept in," she wrote.